I must be ill, I’ve just cleaned a bike.
To be fair, the crosser was no longer black, repeated trips off road and along the canal towpath had liberally coated it in mud and dust and it was filthy. A quick dousing with Muc Off followed by a liberal soaking from the hose, and a generous application ot GT-85 leaves it looking much cleaner, and probably a good pound or two lighter.
No riding yet today as I’m feeling a little fragile after last nights activities. Drinking games are always a bad move.