Tonight will be my last skittles match, Housing Admin are disbanding due to a lack of players and won’t be taking part next season.
I originally got drafted in for one match in September 1993 and have been playing ever since. In the 14 seasons I’ve played we’ll have won 6 cups, and come runner-up on several occasions. Not a bad showing really.
Pretty good going. Make sure you go out in style in the last match. I’ll miss the skittles updates, you’ll have to entertain us with something else instead.
I think you should get pissed (no change there) and on your last ball throw yourself down the alley instead and crash into the skittles shouting STRIKE! as you go :)
Thats’ how it’s always played, is it not?
That sounds great!
You should also do a Dorset Flop (even though it’s outlawed in your league)
The alley might be a bit long for that :)