The Tour de France is dead

There’s no point watching it any more, the cocks keep ruining it by cheating, then getting caught.

BBC SPORT | Other Sport… | Cycling | Vinokourov fails Tour doping test
Cyclingnews: Vinokourov positive for transfusion, Astana quits Tour

I had a good ride tonight without the aid of any illegal substances. I didn’t even partake of whiskey and Tangfastics mid-ride.

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4 Responses to The Tour de France is dead

  1. Simon says:

    My view is that the drug testing authorities ruin it by testing people.

    Glad you had a good ride :)

  2. matt says:

    Ride Clean, Rich, Ride Clean :)

  3. rich says:

    I wonder if Diclofenac is on the list of drugs banned by the UCI?

  4. matt says:

    Not sure, I know they don’t like you taking your own food and drinks in, though.

    ;)