Accidents will happen

I was on my way to the pub tonight to have a beer with Al and Ali to celebrate their engagment when I slipped on the road, tripped over the curb, and landed chest-first on a low wall. I’ve skinned both knees, lost the ball from my nipple ring, and more painfully either cracked, or at least badly bruised, several ribs on the left side of my chest. I can’t even blame alcohol as I hadn’t touched anything stronger than Dr Pepper by that point.

I’m obviously not safe to be let out of the house.

This is perfect timing for me not to be able to ride the TriCross which, all being well, might arrive by the end of the week.

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10 Responses to Accidents will happen

  1. matt says:

    I must apologise for laughing.

  2. rich says:

    Laugh all you want :)

    I can’t though, it hurts too much.

  3. Simon says:

    You silly bugger Rich!

  4. Bez says:

    “I hadn’t touched anything stronger than Dr Pepper by that point.”

    Well at least now we know what’s the worst that could happen.

  5. Mother says:

    I expect you still got to the pub though…..

  6. rich says:

    I had to go to the pub for liquid anaesthetic :)

  7. Father says:

    Have you been to casualty yet? Or have they closed it down?

  8. matt says:

    Rich gets special NHS treatment for being an employee….

    .. he’s made to wait TWICE as long ;)

  9. rich says:

    I didn’t bother going to A&E, there’s nothing they can do about it.

    Might go to the GP tomorrow to stock up on painkillers though.

  10. Alex says:

    “lost the ball from my nipple ring”
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha hah ah ha ha haha ha ha hah a

    sorry :(