Posting a cable to Scotland

I posted a cable to Scotland today, however that’s not important.

As a result of my lunchtime trip to the Post Office, it’s been decided in the office that "posting a cable to Scotland" should be brought into wider use as a euphemism for sex. I suspect it’ll be about as successful as our last attempt, "diving from the other boat"

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4 Responses to Posting a cable to Scotland

  1. Olly says:

    Nearly as good as “waxing the dolphin”. I can’t remember how we came up with that one…

  2. matt says:

    Posting a Cable to Scotland is pretty much the same as the Laying Cable

    Pushing Meat is ok.

  3. Alex says:

    How about being a Cowboy of the Cocoa Canal.. that’s quite common these days i hear…

  4. Steve says:

    Uphill Gardening is becoming popular also.