A Child and his Lawnmower

The Dead Kennedys were right.

US man charged for shooting mower

Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn’t start
Might makes right, it’s the American way
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

You know, some people don’t take no shit
Maybe if they did they’d have half a brain left

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1 Response to A Child and his Lawnmower

  1. Father says:

    Oh how I know that feeling, but with me it’s normally the petrol strimmer!