http://www.lifeinthebuslane.com/2009/07/07/61-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail/ Beer and self-loathing in East Twerton Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:21:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.lifeinthebuslane.com/2009/07/07/61-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail/comment-page-1/#comment-7924 Nick Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:32:26 +0000 http://www.lifeinthebuslane.com/?p=2883#comment-7924 And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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